Not me, it was never going to be a career thing unless something drastically changed. Had some fun times but the pay is just too shit to hang out for too long

It was either 6 years with the tuition waiver or a bonus of "up to" 3k, which really means $1500, tbh.

Wasn't even a question, I was going 6 years

now I'll be in for four years this December with two more to go after that, but I'll probably end up reuping anyway.

"of up to" is always horseshit lmao especially when dealing with the government

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Their wording is really important to analyze.

Whatever works man, I've known many officers that retire with a masters, get their pensions and go get cushy jobs working for Lockheed or bell, similar companies

My recruiter, lol. SHE forgot to get a signature for one of my documents, and I was set to enlist on December 23rd, so she needed it by the New Year.

She scanned my documents and placed my signature from another area to the line she forgot to get me to sign.

Oof

Lol, and then the next time I saw her she told me right away and told me not to tell anyone

I had an original ship date of September, get a call one day from my recruiter "we have to expedite your date, 2 weeks"

Umm alright

That was that

I could have fucked her so bad, cause the signature she needed was for SGLI beneficiary permission.

So instead of enjoying a nice cool fall basic training I was shipped in June lol.

Recruiters are some shady fucks. Some of them.

No. No, not some.

Most.

Not all, mind you. But most.

Majority lol. Fair enough

It's the nature of the job

Might as well be a car salesman

Exactly, I can't even blame them.

I wouldn't want to do it. Cushy af but shit, at what cost

Lol that just reminded me of something.

"So Al, when was the last time you smoked pot and how often did you do it?"

"Sergeant, I don't smoke and never have"

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"But really Al, when was the last time you smoked and how often did you do it"

Like wtf I was being serious

Dumb bitch.

Lol yeah, regardless if you have or haven't it's retarded to admit it.

Can dq you from shit

How much of your medical record can they see

Another classic one was "If you've broken any bones, don't tell anyone, Al. Now say that back to me."

I remember at MEPS there was this fuck with a huge pot plant tattoo. Told the doc he never smoked. Nigga...

LOL

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