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"But really Al, when was the last time you smoked and how often did you do it"

Like wtf I was being serious

Dumb bitch.

Lol yeah, regardless if you have or haven't it's retarded to admit it.

Can dq you from shit

How much of your medical record can they see

Another classic one was "If you've broken any bones, don't tell anyone, Al. Now say that back to me."

I remember at MEPS there was this fuck with a huge pot plant tattoo. Told the doc he never smoked. Nigga...

LOL

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He said it was in memory of his friend that smoked

Doc was like....... Fuck my job

One quick motherfucker.

Yeah DOUBT THAT

Make him an LT.

Lmao

Fuckin hilarious

He was going army, this was 9 years ago. Prob a fuckin LT or higher.

"Excuse me, Lt. Snoop? We need to move out, what are you doing?"

"Watering plants, SGM, now get back to KP!"

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Fuck kp

The current state of cushy air force is concerning tbh, want to get in but i hear about all these acceptance seminars

Marcus, you need to talk to the Air Force and tell those nibbas to fix their ranks

Confusing af

Like 19 fucking chevrons for some E-6?

First red flag that you are assigned a shit detail, your instructor tells you how much it's NOT a shit detail.

Bruh.

That was fucking kp

Lol check our e-9

Jamal and sharkeisha are the same as me

Don't get me started. I was on KP with a couple of others and the cooking crew, one of the KPs puked and some of it got into one of the big bowls or whatever, the fucking NCOIC grabs the bowl rinses it out and says "Guys look, that never happened. See? Where is it? Ok, carry on."

I was so disturbed.

The kid left but still

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That bowl should have been melted down.

Yumm

Now just rinsed out fuck

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Glasses are satanic because those with poor vision are perverts and God took away their vision