Basically I can't hear Watch Alarms and some burglar alarms

The Burglar Alarm was the funniest

it was so loud people had their hands on the ears

SHUT IT OFF

I was that standing there like 🤷🏿

Couldn't hear a thing

Total silence

That would have been weird but I knew what the problem was

Dunno

My biggest one as a kid is they said I was a lip reader

wasn't

hours of them covering their mouths with an A4 sheet

reading phrases

When I turned 18 I wrote a 3 page explaining how I beat their system for over 10 years, as a kid

Your lips are covered

The phrase is

The Frog jumped on to the __________I didn't make out this word____________

so I guessed

GUESS

When I was about 23, my Mom who was a teacher said a girl has just come into Year 3 that has nearly exactly the same hearing as you

So I did abit of Tutoring with her

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Us both I guess. We weren't alone in the world anymore. ;)

but I was a grown man and she was just a kid so I imagine it helped her a fair bit

Should look her up, see how she's doing 🤔

It's a case of I'd already done the fight through years 3-11

so I wanted to coach the kid just a little

Also I wish again I could share photos of the God Kids

cus her outfit is basically this, it cracks me up

I hate gopniks

She's 6, red headed and likes her Black Adidas top

but I have to laugh

Top of r/politics

give that man a bigger wedge and sledge he is doing a good job

That's pretty much the plan

gopniks just need some shashlik and vodka, and they'll calm down, just don't play any hardbass while they're around

Actual footage of my 6yo God Daughter dancing in her Adidas top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqPD4A-bKNA

the slav is strong with her

seig heil shitlords

Kid picks her own clothes, I reckon she's going for a different Vibe

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https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-common-racist-hand-signals/

Sup weirdos