Message from @guacmerchant

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2018-11-03 06:31:09 UTC  

@Flint the stans are the only places on Earth you can go and escape tourism faggotry.

Most casuals will go to Vietnam or Italy. Only real weirdos hang out in the Stans.

2018-11-03 06:31:24 UTC  

Imagine one of these with like George Washington

2018-11-03 06:31:33 UTC  

@guacmerchant i think that was built later

2018-11-03 06:31:37 UTC  

idk what STan is that

2018-11-03 06:31:43 UTC  

but they have some Chad legends

2018-11-03 06:31:45 UTC  

about warriros

2018-11-03 06:31:46 UTC  

@Logan I get that, but it looks so pristine and clean and civil

2018-11-03 06:31:55 UTC  

Turkmenistan believe it or not

2018-11-03 06:32:03 UTC  

damn

2018-11-03 06:32:11 UTC  

@Flint all are police states. It is rad

2018-11-03 06:32:13 UTC  

And they let you infidels just walk around with your cameras?

2018-11-03 06:32:24 UTC  

Rad like how? Safe? Secure?

2018-11-03 06:32:32 UTC  

You are welcome there?

2018-11-03 06:32:51 UTC  

I long to go to a place that is excited to see an American and I'm excited to be there.

2018-11-03 06:32:58 UTC  

Welcoming & safe? Not interested

2018-11-03 06:33:15 UTC  

I mean you can take photos of shit in Saudi Arabia as long as its not their holy city.

2018-11-03 06:33:18 UTC  

Like, I miss the ages that people were excited to learn each other's differences

2018-11-03 06:33:23 UTC  

customs, etc

2018-11-03 06:33:32 UTC  

That's when travel seemed fun

2018-11-03 06:33:55 UTC  

Do they speak English, did you hire an interpreter?

2018-11-03 06:33:59 UTC  

Exactly THE TOURISTS WERENT SUPPOSE TO STAY FOREVER

2018-11-03 06:34:16 UTC  

@Flint depends on which one. Kazakhstan was safe and orderly. Kyrgyzstan less so. Tajikistan was disorderly but safe because the people are not inclined toward violence despite their fairly recent civil war.

2018-11-03 06:34:27 UTC  

I get the feeling it would be nicer to live somewhere homogeneously foreign like Japan than somewhere like here where my daily life is 20% white

2018-11-03 06:34:55 UTC  

I guess I've only thought about visiting barren lands and never populated places with histories of great wars

2018-11-03 06:34:58 UTC  

Muslim countries are pretty welcoming. They think you are going to hell and are uncivilized but they are friendly

2018-11-03 06:35:07 UTC  

Are you near Baltimore

2018-11-03 06:35:13 UTC  

Me?

2018-11-03 06:35:19 UTC  

nm

2018-11-03 06:35:43 UTC  

@Logan did someone arrange the travel for you or did you wing it?

2018-11-03 06:35:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/508167380866826250/9k.png

2018-11-03 06:35:49 UTC  

I have a buddy there that sends me headlines daily. Can't imagine

2018-11-03 06:35:53 UTC  

Guess the country

2018-11-03 06:35:59 UTC  

@guacmerchant guatemala

2018-11-03 06:36:09 UTC  
2018-11-03 06:36:10 UTC  

@Logan sorry to ask so much, just super curious

2018-11-03 06:36:14 UTC  

@guacmerchant Zimbabwe

2018-11-03 06:36:31 UTC  
2018-11-03 06:36:32 UTC  

or Somalia

2018-11-03 06:36:47 UTC  

see if it's not one of these three then you're a racist bigot

2018-11-03 06:36:54 UTC  

Ok well fugg

2018-11-03 06:36:57 UTC  

because those countries are *not* shitholes