Message from @guacmerchant

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2018-11-03 06:28:39 UTC  

and they have really high tensions between them

2018-11-03 06:28:43 UTC  

Now that I realize my mortality, I won't even go to a Braves game...

2018-11-03 06:28:44 UTC  

Turkmenistan.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/508165618634326045/Turkmenistan-Ashgabat-Photo-credit-Shutterstock-gonetothemoon-1920x1080.png

2018-11-03 06:28:56 UTC  

yeah the soviets built that shit

2018-11-03 06:29:07 UTC  

i think

2018-11-03 06:29:09 UTC  

Commies built that?

2018-11-03 06:29:10 UTC  

Yea surprised it isn't in ruins

2018-11-03 06:29:15 UTC  

they built a lot of stuff in the stans

2018-11-03 06:29:20 UTC  

Can't still exist...

2018-11-03 06:29:33 UTC  

it's funny because this is what internationalism leads to

2018-11-03 06:29:36 UTC  

your own people are starving

2018-11-03 06:29:41 UTC  

I would be imagined of my shock

2018-11-03 06:29:49 UTC  

but hey, at least the people in Kazakhstan are apprciating communism and gibs

2018-11-03 06:30:01 UTC  

Or, they were

2018-11-03 06:30:24 UTC  

I tend to doubt any of those mid-Asian countries are faring well

2018-11-03 06:30:33 UTC  

Man what a bad ass looking statue.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/508166072206229504/Statues-around-monument-of-independence-in-Ashgabat2C-capital-city-of-Turkmenistan.png

2018-11-03 06:30:56 UTC  

WTF? How have I not seen *any* of this?

2018-11-03 06:31:04 UTC  

can you imagine my shock?

2018-11-03 06:31:07 UTC  

lol

2018-11-03 06:31:09 UTC  

@Flint the stans are the only places on Earth you can go and escape tourism faggotry.

Most casuals will go to Vietnam or Italy. Only real weirdos hang out in the Stans.

2018-11-03 06:31:24 UTC  

Imagine one of these with like George Washington

2018-11-03 06:31:33 UTC  

@guacmerchant i think that was built later

2018-11-03 06:31:37 UTC  

idk what STan is that

2018-11-03 06:31:43 UTC  

but they have some Chad legends

2018-11-03 06:31:45 UTC  

about warriros

2018-11-03 06:31:46 UTC  

@Logan I get that, but it looks so pristine and clean and civil

2018-11-03 06:31:55 UTC  

Turkmenistan believe it or not

2018-11-03 06:32:03 UTC  

damn

2018-11-03 06:32:11 UTC  

@Flint all are police states. It is rad

2018-11-03 06:32:13 UTC  

And they let you infidels just walk around with your cameras?

2018-11-03 06:32:24 UTC  

Rad like how? Safe? Secure?

2018-11-03 06:32:32 UTC  

You are welcome there?

2018-11-03 06:32:51 UTC  

I long to go to a place that is excited to see an American and I'm excited to be there.

2018-11-03 06:32:58 UTC  

Welcoming & safe? Not interested

2018-11-03 06:33:15 UTC  

I mean you can take photos of shit in Saudi Arabia as long as its not their holy city.

2018-11-03 06:33:18 UTC  

Like, I miss the ages that people were excited to learn each other's differences

2018-11-03 06:33:23 UTC  

customs, etc

2018-11-03 06:33:32 UTC  

That's when travel seemed fun

2018-11-03 06:33:55 UTC  

Do they speak English, did you hire an interpreter?

2018-11-03 06:33:59 UTC  

Exactly THE TOURISTS WERENT SUPPOSE TO STAY FOREVER

2018-11-03 06:34:16 UTC  

@Flint depends on which one. Kazakhstan was safe and orderly. Kyrgyzstan less so. Tajikistan was disorderly but safe because the people are not inclined toward violence despite their fairly recent civil war.