Message from @Wood-Ape - OK/MN
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Blormfff would get 3 scoops at a Dairy Queen and all alien conversation would end
The wright brothers appropriated flight from the aliens
They'd be mad that we only call them ayy lmao's
ayy lmao is such a good meme. It makes grays less scary.
Personally I think grays are just manifested Jungian archetype hallucinations during sleep paralysis. "vague but menacing humanoid"
Slim to none chance they'd be humanoid
Bipedal sure
but not like star trek basically people
Sasquatch may be a similar internal mental stimulus of a "rival woodland hominid species" we have leftover in our brain from the multi-species earth days
being in the woods triggers this vision
Lol SJWs have ruined the word trigger
@Ald I'm expecting any real ayys to be Lovecraft tier.
@VinceChaos True. I meant purely mechanistic sense
"Wood-Ape" trying to convince us Bigfoot doesn't exist. Nice try, I'm on to you
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Absolutely I was just having a laugh. THE WOODS TRIGGERED ME
Well the outdoors is insufferably White
Buzzfeed Special: The Rise of Fascist Nature
Maybe that's why globalist shills are trying to diversify national forests. Sasquatch visions are implicitly white (and Amerindian I guess?)
"wood worse" is a Evropean squatch
Sasqvatch
Black people don’t even like doing adventurous things. You ever hear a black comedian? ENWORD I AINT GOIN SKYDIVING
Norse myth tells of rough animalistic humanoids before the gods made the Norse who were smarter and more human iirc
Could be memory of neanderthals 👀
Sasqvatch is at least a 3rd position socialist, though
Nah fam he is AnPrim
He crushes cultural capitalism
A true PaleoCon
@Ald genetic memory of Neanderthals and Denisovans (or other rivals) deep in Europeans and Asians (and Amerindians) could make one prone to seeing a squatch
Look if the bears cannot compete...
Identity Neanderthal?
I love this stuff. Whether it is biological, neurological or mythological
i think the thing is a real hominid, an off shoot of apes, like us
There's tons of areas that man simply doesn't venture off into
@Flint OK/AR border mountains have an unusual amount of sightings.
So, I'd be more surprised if the thing wasn't real. It's not like a Pegasus or some other impossible animal, ya know?
Yeah, I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt unless they sound like they're completely full of it
“Sasquatches aren’t real, guys”
The two most likely cryptids to exist are, imo, sqvatch and dogman
There were unicorns in Siberia from where part of IE descend