Message from @Grumplebee
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At any rate, it's baked into the formula, so good luck getting rid of it.
Rogue One
And yes, Star Wars V is best
Rogue One was trash
I enjoyed it
Still better than TLJ though
I hate that it was named rogue one though
If you name a movie rogue one it better be about an x wing squadron dogfighting
That's what I first thought of when I heard the name
I was disappointed from that aspect
But it had a good, if not cluttered story, it was enjoyable, the characters were relatable, etc
And jyn has a booty
I don't know whether I'm sad that Disney hasn't brought back Billy Dee Williams as Lando, or glad that they haven't ruined his character like they did to Luke and Leiah.
Would be good to save until they get their crap in order.
Though I fear when it is done they will announce they are going to reboot the entire Nonology
I just hate how they steal everything from the EU
To be fair, in the EU the solo kids were always annoying little shits.
Ben especially
But they can't steal Luke smashing the hottest redhead he could find.
Yeah, they kind of wrote themselves out of that one
Unless they want to claim there was a kid of his he never mentioned, and oh my god, I think that's probably exactly what they're going to do.
Why did Disney ever have to touch Star Wars?
Best thing in TLJ was "your parents were junk dealers that sold you for booze money."
Kylo spitting the super hot fire
But Abrams isn't going to let that stand. She's going to be retconned into Luke's kid or somesuch.
Fucking kill me now
Ohh but not just his kid
I mean, at least it would explain S O M E of her Mary Sue abilities
His kid that he created on his own using the force.
Stop, please, I can see them in the boardroom now
He just got a big bowl of midichlorians....
F
Squeezed out a big bowl of that alien tiddie milk then nutted into it
splurt
Jaina Solo OP
Don't make me think about Mark Hammils O face
Get that shit out of the canon it's too pretty.
We need grimey purple haired wammins.
I don't know how much longer I can take Rose. Someone needs to ice that conceited bitch