And jyn has a booty

I don't know whether I'm sad that Disney hasn't brought back Billy Dee Williams as Lando, or glad that they haven't ruined his character like they did to Luke and Leiah.

Would be good to save until they get their crap in order.

Though I fear when it is done they will announce they are going to reboot the entire Nonology

I just hate how they steal everything from the EU

To be fair, in the EU the solo kids were always annoying little shits.

Ben especially

But they can't steal Luke smashing the hottest redhead he could find.

Yeah, they kind of wrote themselves out of that one

Because Mara Jade is too sexy to be diverse.

Unless they want to claim there was a kid of his he never mentioned, and oh my god, I think that's probably exactly what they're going to do.

Why did Disney ever have to touch Star Wars?

Best thing in TLJ was "your parents were junk dealers that sold you for booze money."

Kylo spitting the super hot fire

But Abrams isn't going to let that stand. She's going to be retconned into Luke's kid or somesuch.

Fucking kill me now

Ohh but not just his kid

I mean, at least it would explain S O M E of her Mary Sue abilities

His kid that he created on his own using the force.

Stop, please, I can see them in the boardroom now

He just got a big bowl of midichlorians....

F

Squeezed out a big bowl of that alien tiddie milk then nutted into it

splurt

Jaina Solo OP

Don't make me think about Mark Hammils O face

Get that shit out of the canon it's too pretty.

We need grimey purple haired wammins.

I don't know how much longer I can take Rose. Someone needs to ice that conceited bitch

I actually love that look on his face. Like he's specifically trying to gross her out.

My boi Marky Mark knew how shit this movie was going to be, and he just went for it.

Another good thing about this movie. Hamill's gotten better at acting over the last forty years.

Dropping bombs in space

K

Y'all just need to unify in the fact that the last three movies were utter trash

Arming said bombs while still not over the target and in some of the slowest, most poorly designed ships in the galaxy in a tight formation

Akbar is right there. He invented the B wing. Why are there no b-wings?

Yeah, those things were designed to hit dreadnoughts

The resistance is supposed to be a thing because Leia, et all couldn't convince the Republic that the First Order exists. Which is why they don't have a lot of resources. But how could they not know if they have so many huge ass ships.

Also, the dumbest thing about the new trilogy is how easy the galaxy is to conquer apparently.