Message from @Dinosorcerer
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Yep
Even though objects shift to a different plane of space when traveling through hyperspace, effectively ceasing to exist until they pop back out
It's cheper, harder to stop, hits like the first of an angry god, and you have more control of the destructive force.
Otherwise you could run into a small space rock in hyperspace and instantly atomize
The problem with the original trilogy: the rolling reading intro takes away all elements of initial story building.
Indeed. But if you ask that question you will be shouted down with "NERD! Thermian argument! It isn't real!"
It gets you up to speed so they can begin with an action scene and you know who the relevant players are
But you shouldn’t need to be brought up to speed
It's also an homage to the Flash Gordon serials
And being brought up to speed is better portrayed by letting the audience visually learn it, not telling them
I know, it just irks me that people don’t realize that
Star Wars V is best Star Wars though
At any rate, it's baked into the formula, so good luck getting rid of it.
Rogue One
And yes, Star Wars V is best
Rogue One was trash
I enjoyed it
Still better than TLJ though
I hate that it was named rogue one though
If you name a movie rogue one it better be about an x wing squadron dogfighting
I was disappointed from that aspect
But it had a good, if not cluttered story, it was enjoyable, the characters were relatable, etc
And jyn has a booty
I don't know whether I'm sad that Disney hasn't brought back Billy Dee Williams as Lando, or glad that they haven't ruined his character like they did to Luke and Leiah.
Would be good to save until they get their crap in order.
Though I fear when it is done they will announce they are going to reboot the entire Nonology
I just hate how they steal everything from the EU
To be fair, in the EU the solo kids were always annoying little shits.
Ben especially
But they can't steal Luke smashing the hottest redhead he could find.
Yeah, they kind of wrote themselves out of that one
Because Mara Jade is too sexy to be diverse.
Unless they want to claim there was a kid of his he never mentioned, and oh my god, I think that's probably exactly what they're going to do.
Why did Disney ever have to touch Star Wars?
Best thing in TLJ was "your parents were junk dealers that sold you for booze money."
Kylo spitting the super hot fire
But Abrams isn't going to let that stand. She's going to be retconned into Luke's kid or somesuch.
Fucking kill me now
Ohh but not just his kid
I mean, at least it would explain S O M E of her Mary Sue abilities