Message from @Constantine

Discord ID: 404108821490040833


2018-01-20 02:21:57 UTC  

We have spotted a fake Italian.

2018-01-20 02:22:47 UTC  

Meh, I'm a cryto Slav anyway

2018-01-20 02:38:52 UTC  

2018-01-20 02:53:11 UTC  

Crypto slav?

2018-01-20 02:56:06 UTC  

He's tran-slav.

2018-01-20 02:57:57 UTC  

You caught me. I don't have the booze yet, that's the next part of the transition

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392478767274262529/404107256687493120/WIN_20180114_17_39_37_Pro.jpg

2018-01-20 02:59:27 UTC  

Oh my god 😂😂

2018-01-20 02:59:27 UTC  

<_<

2018-01-20 02:59:35 UTC  

You look like you're twelve.

2018-01-20 03:00:04 UTC  

I truly found myself at a Russian festival last summer

2018-01-20 03:00:09 UTC  

It's his happiness

2018-01-20 03:00:32 UTC  

Oh thanks for reminding me it's time for my medicine.

2018-01-20 03:00:51 UTC  

On another note.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
https://youtu.be/2B85lYenaxE

2018-01-20 03:03:21 UTC  

Cancer.

2018-01-20 03:03:30 UTC  

AIDS

2018-01-20 03:03:36 UTC  

Cancer aids.

2018-01-20 03:03:45 UTC  

CAIDS

2018-01-20 03:03:57 UTC  

Cancer, aids and eobla

2018-01-20 03:04:01 UTC  

Nice

2018-01-20 03:04:02 UTC  

Caidola

2018-01-20 03:04:11 UTC  

Mixed with that Madagascar plague

2018-01-20 03:05:18 UTC  

Breed with Russian women to give your children a radiation resistance buff

2018-01-20 03:05:44 UTC  

Plan on it. Maybe a Belarusian.

2018-01-20 03:06:16 UTC  

So you're going to volunteer to Junior some other guy's kid, Constantine?

2018-01-20 03:06:41 UTC  

What?

2018-01-20 03:06:46 UTC  

Sigh.

2018-01-20 03:06:50 UTC  

Children.

2018-01-20 03:06:52 UTC  

Junior.

2018-01-20 03:06:53 UTC  

It's a movie

2018-01-20 03:07:07 UTC  

I don't understand your hip lingo

2018-01-20 03:07:13 UTC  

Pffh

2018-01-20 03:07:25 UTC  

Flawless victory. Oldality.

2018-01-20 03:07:40 UTC  

I'm shook. I'm still reeling from genuine anger at that trailer

2018-01-20 03:07:41 UTC  

Jesus, were you even born in 94?

2018-01-20 03:08:01 UTC  

Nah, that's like super cucked

2018-01-20 03:08:23 UTC  

Another movie that would have been better if made in the '70s. At least there'd be lots of tits and fucking.

2018-01-20 03:08:35 UTC  

...

2018-01-20 03:08:58 UTC  

It would be genuinely interesting and horrifying seeing Arnie and Danny fucking each other

2018-01-20 03:09:04 UTC  

How is that a good thing??!

2018-01-20 03:09:16 UTC  

When it came out people saw it as a revelation of the end of days