Hello girl would you like to talk about the theory of ballistics in different calibers?

Get on my level, I have no style, I have no grace.

At least it isn't anime.

But he has a beard on his face

If I got divorced I'd probably be where Seatoast is

In Texas?

Dude all I know is horsepower and boomsticks

Take whiskey here. She's a perfectly cromulent lady.

You just need to find one in your area and age range of comfort.

Just don't stop trying. Put yourself out there. It will work out.

Id date a cougar tbh

No boarder line MGTOW but probably Texas as well

It's shit cause i know you're right

And I know I'm not gonna listen

Wasn't implying Whiskey was out of your range. But I'm also no matchmaker.

Yeah but like I said, I have no friends, I'm right wing af, and I'm awkwardly inexperienced for my age.

Oh I wasn't implying whiskey in that comment lmfao

I just meant in general

I'd ask whiskey out but I'm too racist

But yes I know I'm not gonna follow your advice even though I know its right

Nothing wrong with an older lady. Especially one who's a certified in body rubbin'

Hell, I'm racist towards myself.

You aren't wrong

Well, you can go down the path I went, but it's long, and lonely and painful.

c'm'ere you little spic

Well better to cry in an M3 surrounded by guns then not

do not into afraid of women. Just think of flirting like shitposting

Oh I'm not trust me lol

How bad have you been burned Grumps? The relationship that made you want to quit.

It wasn't a relationship at all.

Not that kind.

Basically. I was seventeen and this girl was fifteen. A younger sister of a friend of mine.

Chill girl, short, red hair (apparently, that's my type)

Came to our tabletop RPG sessions. Liked the things I liked, etc.

There was a problem though. Well two actually.

Well three.

Oh.

The first was obviously this is my friend's sister. That's whole minefield.