I basically worship JLP and His only begotten son James Hake

Hey @Hakers La La Laaa , **The Hake Report** The Hake Himself just posted a video! sing the opening theme before watching if you want to do it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYAuZ8zvJok

Hey @Hakers La La Laaa , **The Hake Report** The Hake Himself just posted a video! sing the opening theme before watching if you want to do it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyveeJZ4YCs

HAKE! are you there??

HAKE! are you able to sharpen an axe with your beard?

@Hake is JLP the same off camera/mic as he is on camera/mic?

Haha yeah man. I mean he doesn’t shout as much, but his sense of humor and way of talking with people is pretty much the same. The way he asks questions over and over again until he gets a direct answer is the same.

Ha! Thanks for responding good sir I appreciate the inside baseball. lol

Also, we must demand a daily Hake Report.

youth steals teacher's wig https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1105723357536768001?s=19

Video doesn't work for me, it craps out 10 seconds in

Hey @Hakers La La Laaa , **The Hake Report** The Hake Himself just posted a video! sing the opening theme before watching if you want to do it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGhsYUa4bWo

What is your opinion on The Hake Report?

The Hake Report is bad....... BAD ASS!

Why

Cuz he can sharpen an axe with his mighty beard... la la la

What type of Conservative is he?

A bearded one.

😂

The beard is majestic af

@Recksie are you currently dating James Hake (of the Hake Report)?

@R-Zone Gamer no, just stating the beard is magnificent.

All that beard and more can be yours IF you submit to god in Christ, Christ in man, man over woman, woman over children

All of that has been submitted to. It’s a waiting game now to see what God has in store for me.

Begone thot

The thot slayer has arrived.

You must submit yourself to the Hake

Hey @Hakers La La Laaa , **The Hake Report** The Hake Himself just posted a video! sing the opening theme before watching if you want to do it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuLC3vqWdjg

Hey @Hakers La La Laaa , **The Hake Report** The Hake Himself just posted a video! sing the opening theme before watching if you want to do it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUDacWbK9Aw

I will only sing the original. Not betaboy Trevor's dumb remix

Worship LOUIS FARRAKHAN

No.

Worship your lord and worship your savior LOUIS FARRAKHAN

I will not.

You will do it. Willingly.

I am looking to connect with like-minded JLP thinkers who reside in Israel

Hey @Hakers La La Laaa , **The Hake Report** The Hake Himself just posted a video! sing the opening theme before watching if you want to do it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_paYalZuZTY

<#457992219698135081> good show today Red! 👌

Hey @Hakers La La Laaa , **The Hake Report** The Hake Himself just posted a video! sing the opening theme before watching if you want to do it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylk0Y2pEPmA

it's so good

Hey @Hakers La La Laaa , **The Hake Report** The Hake Himself just posted a video! sing the opening theme before watching if you want to do it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6ssLWNymKA