😉

Sounds good.

||Doesn’t work...||

Actually it does, tho I've never tried it on a librarian.

So theory without experimentation? Lol

I sent that to my girlfriend 🤣

Thanks

I just proved it does 😉😏

Yeah, But if she’s already your girlfriend then of course it does. Lol @Mr.Hashi

Hehe

Took me a second but I got it 😂🤣😂 @Mr.Hashi

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For those of you who don’t get it:

||House becomes a warehouse on a full moon||

Lol. Ill post more. 🙃

I love this channel 🙃🥰

And Smokie, you should post more pick up lines lol. I get a good laugh at those ones

🤣🥳

When does a joke become a dad joke?



When it leaves and doesn’t come back

I feel like I should become a professional mirror cleaner.

It's a job I could see myself doing.

Dad: Knock knock
You: whose there?
Dad: Nobell.
You: nobell who?
Dad: I said, ‘No Bell’...that’s why I knocked

My Dad jokes...

Your so funny you should be on tv...
So i can turn it off!

You would be more funny... If your face didnt beat you too it!

@Mr.Hashi nobody ever talks about when the mom leaves and never comes back...

Lol

You’re *

@DojoGiraffe on the @Mr.Hashi that I ordered.

😑

I work in fast food. I hear that phrase every now and then

Oh. We should have a food race then!<:KEK:795742276549607456>

How fast are your cheeseburgers?😝

and it was so alarmed that it *closed off from everyone*

@Mr.Hashi I work at Chick-fil-A. So no cheeseburgers but our chicken sandwich’s are pretty fast. Lol

Bet

One beat me in a race. Running about 25 MPH

Fast food these days

Yeah. Too fast to keep up.

Same

I work at chick fil a