I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I

Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody...

I do charity work. I volunteer my opinion just about every day!

George was a little overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
The doctor told him, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
So, when George returned, he shocked the doctor by finding he lost nearly 40 pounds!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
George nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
George replied, "Naw, from all that skipping!!!"

ngl that'd be a good pickup line for a cute librarian

😉

Sounds good.

||Doesn’t work...||

Actually it does, tho I've never tried it on a librarian.

So theory without experimentation? Lol

I sent that to my girlfriend 🤣

Thanks

I just proved it does 😉😏

Yeah, But if she’s already your girlfriend then of course it does. Lol @Mr.Hashi

Hehe

Took me a second but I got it 😂🤣😂 @Mr.Hashi

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For those of you who don’t get it:

||House becomes a warehouse on a full moon||

Lol. Ill post more. 🙃

I love this channel 🙃🥰

And Smokie, you should post more pick up lines lol. I get a good laugh at those ones

🤣🥳

When does a joke become a dad joke?



When it leaves and doesn’t come back

I feel like I should become a professional mirror cleaner.

It's a job I could see myself doing.

Dad: Knock knock
You: whose there?
Dad: Nobell.
You: nobell who?
Dad: I said, ‘No Bell’...that’s why I knocked

My Dad jokes...

Your so funny you should be on tv...
So i can turn it off!

You would be more funny... If your face didnt beat you too it!

@Mr.Hashi nobody ever talks about when the mom leaves and never comes back...

Lol

You’re *

@DojoGiraffe on the @Mr.Hashi that I ordered.

😑

I work in fast food. I hear that phrase every now and then

Oh. We should have a food race then!<:KEK:795742276549607456>

How fast are your cheeseburgers?😝

and it was so alarmed that it *closed off from everyone*