My Dad jokes...

Your so funny you should be on tv...
So i can turn it off!

You would be more funny... If your face didnt beat you too it!

@Mr.Hashi nobody ever talks about when the mom leaves and never comes back...

Lol

You’re *

@DojoGiraffe on the @Mr.Hashi that I ordered.

😑

I work in fast food. I hear that phrase every now and then

Oh. We should have a food race then!<:KEK:795742276549607456>

How fast are your cheeseburgers?😝

and it was so alarmed that it *closed off from everyone*

@Mr.Hashi I work at Chick-fil-A. So no cheeseburgers but our chicken sandwich’s are pretty fast. Lol

Bet

One beat me in a race. Running about 25 MPH

Fast food these days

Yeah. Too fast to keep up.

Same

I work at chick fil a

I guess not really a dad joke, but had the same vibes

@Mr.Hashi

🥰☺️🤣

It works. Lol.

Imma try it

Watch it instantly backfire "Why, do you think I'm fat?"

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Yup, the wife left me

not a dad but I do that, yes

I can also make some amazing salmon steaks

I will trade you mahimahi for it 😄

what's that

it is fish from the ocean 😄

Ocean? I thought it came from the sea. 😐