Message from @ChristianChicken1089
Discord ID: 800215341900103690
I hate jokes about German sausage.
||They're the wurst.||
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody...
I do charity work. I volunteer my opinion just about every day!
George was a little overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
The doctor told him, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
So, when George returned, he shocked the doctor by finding he lost nearly 40 pounds!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
George nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
George replied, "Naw, from all that skipping!!!"
ngl that'd be a good pickup line for a cute librarian
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Sounds good.
||Doesnโt work...||
Actually it does, tho I've never tried it on a librarian.
I sent that to my girlfriend ๐คฃ
Thanks
I just proved it does ๐๐
Yeah, But if sheโs already your girlfriend then of course it does. Lol @Mr.Hashi
Hehe
Took me a second but I got it ๐๐คฃ๐ @Mr.Hashi
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For those of you who donโt get it:
||House becomes a warehouse on a full moon||
Lol. Ill post more. ๐
I love this channel ๐๐ฅฐ
And Smokie, you should post more pick up lines lol. I get a good laugh at those ones
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and doesnโt come back
I feel like I should become a professional mirror cleaner.
It's a job I could see myself doing.
Dad: Knock knock
You: whose there?
Dad: Nobell.
You: nobell who?
Dad: I said, โNo Bellโ...thatโs why I knocked
My Dad jokes...
Your so funny you should be on tv...
So i can turn it off!
You would be more funny... If your face didnt beat you too it!
@Mr.Hashi nobody ever talks about when the mom leaves and never comes back...
Lol
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