Message from @[TDE] Smokie
Discord ID: 800199267646046278
I hate jokes about German sausage.
||They're the wurst.||
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody...
I do charity work. I volunteer my opinion just about every day!
George was a little overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
The doctor told him, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
So, when George returned, he shocked the doctor by finding he lost nearly 40 pounds!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
George nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
George replied, "Naw, from all that skipping!!!"
ngl that'd be a good pickup line for a cute librarian
Sounds good.
||Doesnβt work...||
Actually it does, tho I've never tried it on a librarian.
So theory without experimentation? Lol
I sent that to my girlfriend π€£
Thanks
I just proved it does ππ
Yeah, But if sheβs already your girlfriend then of course it does. Lol @Mr.Hashi
Hehe
Took me a second but I got it ππ€£π @Mr.Hashi
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For those of you who donβt get it:
||House becomes a warehouse on a full moon||
Lol. Ill post more. π
I love this channel ππ₯°
And Smokie, you should post more pick up lines lol. I get a good laugh at those ones
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and doesnβt come back
I feel like I should become a professional mirror cleaner.
It's a job I could see myself doing.
Dad: Knock knock
You: whose there?
Dad: Nobell.
You: nobell who?
Dad: I said, βNo Bellβ...thatβs why I knocked
My Dad jokes...
Your so funny you should be on tv...
So i can turn it off!
You would be more funny... If your face didnt beat you too it!