Even if i pee before pooping, i have to pee after pooping too

I'm always holding my bladder as a test of my self-control

That can be unhealthy

but she's already reformed. she's doesn't need to go to the re-education camps. that's a plus. @thrill_house

If u do it too much

@grntbg that's actually really bad for you

Reformed neo nazi?

it's too late

Don't care

You'll be incontinent soon enough

women have a very short window to market themselves properly to men

*bladder Stones intensify*

Men are less likely to become incontinent

if they fuck up during their 20's it's GG

Do kegals

Bladder stones are based

Do u mean kidney stones

i hated how you always had to ask permission to go to the restroom even in high school

Fun Fact : If you have bladder Stones and u try to pee it hurts As if someone stabbing you

my wife is going to be 25 (max). then i'll change her when she's 40.

1) tattoos
2) dyed hair
3) piercing
4) fat
5) non-white
6) liberal

any of those 6 and she's not fit to bear kids

Make the classrooms your restrooms

@Snickers if the teacher says no, you pee your pants

7) over 30

and i'll repeat the cycle

Simple

yeah but thats gross

@thrill_house even 30 is pretty old haha

If you haven't pushed a bladder stone the size of a football through your urethra then you are basically a woman

i just eliminated 95% of the dating pool

Say you have urinary incontinemce @Snickers

Im glad im not a woman

yeah but if you find her at 30 she can at least give you 2 healthy kids

In 2nd grade I shit myself because the teacher didn’t let me go to the rest room

I would be reaching the end of my fertility if i was a woman

Sir i would be dead

I hold my bladder for the entire week so I can run through the neighborhood while peeing down the street for ten minutes straight

Do u mean kidney stones

Women fertile till 55 on average ;)

Yes

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