im going to poop now

Nice

or pee

idk

why are you an agnostic

cringe

I always pee after pooping

shes too old to bear kids

Just peepepoopoo

Im cringe

I only pee once for a span of ten minutes every week

Its like a reflex, after ive emptied my colon, my bladder can empty out a little bit more pee

I just hold it

fellas

I pee during pooping 😳

i am no longer constipated

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took a shit this morning

Even if i pee before pooping, i have to pee after pooping too

I'm always holding my bladder as a test of my self-control

That can be unhealthy

but she's already reformed. she's doesn't need to go to the re-education camps. that's a plus. @thrill_house

If u do it too much

@grntbg that's actually really bad for you

Reformed neo nazi?

it's too late

Don't care

You'll be incontinent soon enough

women have a very short window to market themselves properly to men

*bladder Stones intensify*

Men are less likely to become incontinent

if they fuck up during their 20's it's GG

Do kegals

Bladder stones are based

Do u mean kidney stones

i hated how you always had to ask permission to go to the restroom even in high school

Fun Fact : If you have bladder Stones and u try to pee it hurts As if someone stabbing you

my wife is going to be 25 (max). then i'll change her when she's 40.

1) tattoos
2) dyed hair
3) piercing
4) fat
5) non-white
6) liberal

any of those 6 and she's not fit to bear kids

Make the classrooms your restrooms

@Snickers if the teacher says no, you pee your pants