Message from @blanco

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2021-01-17 20:07:59 UTC  

*bladder Stones intensify*

2021-01-17 20:08:01 UTC  

Men are less likely to become incontinent

2021-01-17 20:08:06 UTC  

if they fuck up during their 20's it's GG

2021-01-17 20:08:20 UTC  

Do kegals

2021-01-17 20:08:27 UTC  

Bladder stones are based

2021-01-17 20:08:40 UTC  

Do u mean kidney stones

2021-01-17 20:08:41 UTC  

i hated how you always had to ask permission to go to the restroom even in high school

2021-01-17 20:08:44 UTC  

Fun Fact : If you have bladder Stones and u try to pee it hurts As if someone stabbing you

2021-01-17 20:08:49 UTC  

my wife is going to be 25 (max). then i'll change her when she's 40.

2021-01-17 20:08:52 UTC  

1) tattoos
2) dyed hair
3) piercing
4) fat
5) non-white
6) liberal

any of those 6 and she's not fit to bear kids

2021-01-17 20:09:00 UTC  

Make the classrooms your restrooms

2021-01-17 20:09:00 UTC  

@Snickers if the teacher says no, you pee your pants

2021-01-17 20:09:00 UTC  

7) over 30

2021-01-17 20:09:02 UTC  

and i'll repeat the cycle

2021-01-17 20:09:03 UTC  

Simple

2021-01-17 20:09:13 UTC  

yeah but thats gross

2021-01-17 20:09:28 UTC  

@thrill_house even 30 is pretty old haha

2021-01-17 20:09:33 UTC  

If you haven't pushed a bladder stone the size of a football through your urethra then you are basically a woman

2021-01-17 20:09:33 UTC  

i just eliminated 95% of the dating pool

2021-01-17 20:09:34 UTC  

Say you have urinary incontinemce @Snickers

2021-01-17 20:09:46 UTC  

Im glad im not a woman

2021-01-17 20:09:51 UTC  

yeah but if you find her at 30 she can at least give you 2 healthy kids

2021-01-17 20:09:56 UTC  

In 2nd grade I shit myself because the teacher didn’t let me go to the rest room

2021-01-17 20:09:59 UTC  

I would be reaching the end of my fertility if i was a woman

2021-01-17 20:10:34 UTC  

Sir i would be dead

2021-01-17 20:10:35 UTC  

I hold my bladder for the entire week so I can run through the neighborhood while peeing down the street for ten minutes straight

2021-01-17 20:10:47 UTC  

Do u mean kidney stones

2021-01-17 20:10:54 UTC  

Women fertile till 55 on average ;)

2021-01-17 20:11:02 UTC  

Yes

2021-01-17 20:11:10 UTC  

Did you know the Nazi Party was actually invented by BLACK people???? African slaves utilized the TECHNOLOGY of National Socialism to resist the tentacles of global financial capitalism!

2021-01-17 20:11:17 UTC  

Kidney stones and bladder stones are different phenomenons, I'm pretty sure

2021-01-17 20:11:18 UTC  

Yeah but higher chance of retard neet son past 30

2021-01-17 20:11:18 UTC  

well im no longer in high school so

2021-01-17 20:11:24 UTC  
2021-01-17 20:11:26 UTC  

these people man

2021-01-17 20:11:27 UTC  

Women aren’t fertile until 55

2021-01-17 20:11:31 UTC  

I've had kidney stones before, but I've never had bladder stones

2021-01-17 20:11:32 UTC  

What are u talking about

2021-01-17 20:11:39 UTC  

Well if you hold in your pee you get kidney stones

2021-01-17 20:11:40 UTC  

I used to get kidney stones from a medication that I took