Hey guys

Just ate a lot

Im losing weight too

I weighed 247

Im not eating less, im just drinking less soda

Im having soda cravings but im resisting

Im drinking water instead of soda

Yah its yummy

Ive only had one soda since sunday though

Im getting cravings

I also havent fapped since monday

Im ready to turn into a chad

Im having horny and soda cravings all at the same time so they cancel each other out

Im just drinking water

Water is 0 calories and healthiest drink

If i could cut to like 230 just by not drinking soda that would be great

Nice

I want to cut weight so there is less stress on my joints

I am still eating trash, but you get full eventually. With soda you can keep drinking calories and never get full

How long have u guys been nofapping

I havent fapped since monday

I find myself instinctively reaching into my pants

I must resist

Nucking Figgers

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/protests/elk-statue-removed-from-downtown-portland-after-vandalism-protests/283-db3a1cdf-05c4-4a0e-9df9-5f2e99d4c6ba elks are racist

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2020/07/iconic-portland-elk-statue-removed-from-downtown-after-fire-set-during-protest.html elks are racist, elks are the universal symbol of white supremacy

Burn the elk! Black lives matter!

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1278579810848010240/pu/vid/320x568/e40HA9SgS0-79AI0.mp4?tag=10 they burned the elk

Elks are a symbol of white supremacy

BLM doesn’t have the highest IQs since they think elks oink

@Quaffo BLM failed preschool since they cant match animals with the sounds they make

Seems to be a correlation

Less purple means less deaths

@🛠 CommunistGod 🛠 did you see the racist elk statue being burned down by BLM

E bom bay

Its like if someone made a movie about america where everyone was fat and ate cheeseburgers

Man everyone on reddit is a little kid

They talk about being a kid in 2010

Like the oldest ppl are mid 20s

Makes me feel old

Ugh 3 more days of work until im off

Hey

I pooped on my workstation before quitting my job @Snickers

My workstation was the grill at chipotle

Wooh my work VPN isnt working right now so i cant do any work

If those things fall on him, hes getting hurt

Crt monitors are heavy af

Healthcare is all a scam

Nothing gets fixed and you get a giant bill

Since my work VPN isnt working im gonna take a shit on company time

Everyone keep hacking my work server so i dont have to do any work today

@Spicy Sauce my work VPN isnt working so im getting paid for not working rn

I took a dump and got paid for that

I got paid for taking a monster dump a few minutes ago

@Tzaboohaboo yah im a politics mod

Just clocked out

Got my 8 hours in today

I love clocking out at the end of work

I love when i lose more in my investments than i make working in a day

Why

That game is old

Like 10 years old

@PUKKO_Desto i make minimum wage

Love making minimum wage

I can support myself, raise a family with children, and pay off my mortgage with minimum wage

Jk im on foodstamps and live at home and have never had a gf

I sent out a dick pic to my company’s entire email directory but nobody told me not to do that before so i got off with a warning

Apple stock to $1000

Im gonna build a rocket to harvest diamonds in space, im gonna be rich

Its almost my favorite holiday

9/11

I need a safespace

@Gingoology nice from where

Yum

Guys

I am having a gender reveal party

Sure

I’ll be revealing my gender to all my friends and family

Parents shouldnt have gender reveal parties for their kids until they can consciously make that decisions themselves

Eth is taking off too

Its 840

848

Buy stellar if u wanna make money now

Its oversold

I feel like the big dump is imminent

Lots of normies talking about bitcoin now

Thats the sign that its saturated

Doge

When your grandma asks you about bitcoin, thats when you sell

What did u buy @thrill_house

Btc?

Eth would be better

Xlm

Buy xlm

Its oversold

Wish i invested in eth instead of apple stock

Eth is going crazy