Dad woke up and did not shoot me when I went to see why he was talking in his sleep.

Thats good

Lol the SOP for coming home is "Hello I am home don't shoot"

Solid family.

Sure hope none of these pictures can be found on reverse image search/ facebook

Nah they are from my fridge

Lmao

Nope

But your mom put them online

I mean maybe. I do not talk to my mother anymore

I had bleach blonde hair

Blonde children are so cute.

Very nice

@Isabella Locke-MT You look like a happy child.👏

You wanna trigger Jews. Have White kids

I was, at first

Im also getting browner hair as I age...

Yeah, mine darkened over the years, now it's pretty dark

If this wamen Im talking to and hopefully going to coffee with was not so spontaneous and dyed her hair every 3 months GODDD.

Ask her if she's on SSRIs

She says it bc being blonde means she gets hit on too much.

I do not think she is on meds

>hit on too much

Pretty trad wamen.

Double check

is there such a thing?

She works at a bar.

Oh

I was always a got taller than age peers, even in kindergarten

no baby pictures from me

>trad
>works at a bar

Recently started. Luckily she is literally deathly allergic to pot soo

Nice

My husband was 6'5 in the 5th grade

She flaked on me for golfing so I told her she owes me a coffee date.

oh nvm

he was 6'3

lol

That works sometimes.

If she's goes...lock it down.