Deny that and mention something about a knife and gestures that she will cut you.

And if challenged on that, remind them that you do have to sleep and the rule is "no hitting girls under any circumstance" and that will include when she is stabbing you for the time 13th time while wearing the dress she wore on your first date.

Sounds like a perfect femme fatale

Lads, I have the most important interview of my life tomorrow. Any advice?

Oh.. I though I fixed your name.

Nope lmao

Oh there we go

Right so don't tell them. That you are a psycho. That's important. Don't be like I'm a psycho

This is for the amusement park gig?

I'm arguably worse than you lmao. I got the "masking" part down

What? No police officer.

You are going to interview to be a cop?

Yep.

I have the "Briefcase with the accomplishments" starterpack already

I just need to see if I'm missing anything.

So, obligatory 🐷 🐖 🥓

And then, I understand they will try to intimidate the fuck out of you.

Maintain frame.

Right

You don't squeal until you're testifying for Internal Affairs. Before then, you must hold the thin blue line.

...wow, I'm terrible

@Xychotic For many reasons, yes.

*49 kebabs’ worth*

#ImGoingToHell

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#seeyouthere

#metoo

#frontrowseats

I'm a hog/boar not a pig

My squeals are war cries

#MGtoo

I need to find one of the digital posters for “13 Reasons Why” and change it to “49 Reasons Why You Should Subscribe to PewDiePie”.

Wow

Meow*

oof again with reeing about female vote ruining their precious little families. it was already coming undone before any bitch voted

I dont remember whoit was but alredy in the 19th centur they argues that marraiges would be a thing of the past

Greetings, fellow humans.

Hello.

what's up guys

I got to help my brother build this scale model house for his project.

And by help I mean start building it while he’s at school.