Or a mask

Do it.

@💔Zera💔 flirting with her should trigger jealousy

@MoonCore you're talking about the screeching one that said misandry doesn't exist.

Si.

it sure would but considering she's mentally unstable who knows the bs she would be able to make up

Maybe it would be best to get an order of protection and let the authorities handle her.

I'll talk to her and ask why she keeps following me, if she does not stop I'm going to do that

There ya go.

What am I, chop liver?

@💔Zera💔 Don't put yourself at that kind of risk. Just get a restraining order.

Say something about you being afraid for your life because she's stalking you.

Of course, they may just remind you that you both go to the same university and have a similar schedule so is likely that there is nothing untoward, merely that you have coincidental schedules and you are over dramatizing the situation.

Deny that and mention something about a knife and gestures that she will cut you.

And if challenged on that, remind them that you do have to sleep and the rule is "no hitting girls under any circumstance" and that will include when she is stabbing you for the time 13th time while wearing the dress she wore on your first date.

Sounds like a perfect femme fatale

Lads, I have the most important interview of my life tomorrow. Any advice?

Oh.. I though I fixed your name.

Nope lmao

Oh there we go

Right so don't tell them. That you are a psycho. That's important. Don't be like I'm a psycho

This is for the amusement park gig?

I'm arguably worse than you lmao. I got the "masking" part down

What? No police officer.

You are going to interview to be a cop?

Yep.

I have the "Briefcase with the accomplishments" starterpack already

I just need to see if I'm missing anything.

So, obligatory 🐷 🐖 🥓

And then, I understand they will try to intimidate the fuck out of you.

Maintain frame.

Right

You don't squeal until you're testifying for Internal Affairs. Before then, you must hold the thin blue line.

...wow, I'm terrible

@Xychotic For many reasons, yes.

*49 kebabs’ worth*

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