Message from @Mec
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She never said how many BJs she'd given
Iβm just assuming that every guy she fucked also had BJ foreplay.
30600 inches.
2550 feet.
.48 miles.
A damn near half a mile.
In her MOUTH
.82+.48=1.3
1.3 miles of cock.
1.3 miles of dick
Jesus
And there it is.
The name of my next autism song.
1.3 Miles of Dick
And that's just average penis length.
Ugh.
@PreschoolFightClub i'm helping you write those lyrics fam.
This is the staff I ended up picking to run this server
Well could have been worse
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Sometimes I think of in the future when we have much better technology that we could have a leaderboard for everything. For example, they could track who sucked the most dick today and they would be #1 on the ladder if people looked
@shadowlessnexus Hey. At least I apologized.
@PreschoolFightClub we should use that rap beat for this song.
Yes!
Alexa go to Dick Sucked > All Time > Global
Guinness world record, adult version
The current number one spot is Stacy Chadding.
π π
Jesus.
Imagine bragging about that.
You could probably land a plane in her vagina at that point.
β37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!β
βIn a row?β
the thing is with the way feminism is nowadays there will be girls grinding that leaderboard for most dick sucked
~~Iβm so sorry I started this train.~~
*Train*
Pun intended?
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Cease!
Just so you know...
The average length of freight trains in the US is 6600 feet.
1.25 miles.
*Sheβs has more dick in her than the length of a freight train!*