Message from @Mec

Discord ID: 568441318502825994


2019-04-18 14:19:09 UTC  

Let’s say that for a BJ the average thrust amount is 100

2019-04-18 14:19:35 UTC  

She never said how many BJs she'd given

2019-04-18 14:19:59 UTC  

I’m just assuming that every guy she fucked also had BJ foreplay.

2019-04-18 14:20:26 UTC  

30600 inches.

2019-04-18 14:20:58 UTC  

2550 feet.

.48 miles.

2019-04-18 14:21:06 UTC  

A damn near half a mile.

2019-04-18 14:21:12 UTC  

In her MOUTH

2019-04-18 14:21:14 UTC  

.82+.48=1.3

2019-04-18 14:21:23 UTC  

1.3 miles of cock.

2019-04-18 14:21:26 UTC  

1.3 miles of dick

2019-04-18 14:21:30 UTC  

Jesus

2019-04-18 14:21:37 UTC  

And there it is.

2019-04-18 14:21:43 UTC  

The name of my next autism song.

2019-04-18 14:21:50 UTC  

1.3 Miles of Dick

2019-04-18 14:22:09 UTC  

And that's just average penis length.

2019-04-18 14:22:11 UTC  

Ugh.

2019-04-18 14:22:24 UTC  

@PreschoolFightClub i'm helping you write those lyrics fam.

2019-04-18 14:22:26 UTC  

This is the staff I ended up picking to run this server

2019-04-18 14:22:39 UTC  

Well could have been worse

2019-04-18 14:22:46 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-04-18 14:22:51 UTC  

Sometimes I think of in the future when we have much better technology that we could have a leaderboard for everything. For example, they could track who sucked the most dick today and they would be #1 on the ladder if people looked

2019-04-18 14:23:17 UTC  

and im sure 1.3 miles of dick would be rookie numbers for some of these thots

2019-04-18 14:23:27 UTC  

@shadowlessnexus Hey. At least I apologized.

2019-04-18 14:23:55 UTC  

@PreschoolFightClub we should use that rap beat for this song.

2019-04-18 14:24:18 UTC  

Yes!

2019-04-18 14:25:54 UTC  

Alexa go to Dick Sucked > All Time > Global

2019-04-18 14:26:43 UTC  

Guinness world record, adult version

2019-04-18 14:27:02 UTC  

The current number one spot is Stacy Chadding.

2019-04-18 14:27:41 UTC  

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

2019-04-18 14:28:30 UTC  

Jesus.

2019-04-18 14:28:37 UTC  

Imagine bragging about that.

2019-04-18 14:29:00 UTC  

You could probably land a plane in her vagina at that point.

2019-04-18 14:30:00 UTC  

β€œ37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!”

β€œIn a row?”

2019-04-18 14:30:34 UTC  

the thing is with the way feminism is nowadays there will be girls grinding that leaderboard for most dick sucked

2019-04-18 14:31:03 UTC  

~~I’m so sorry I started this train.~~

2019-04-18 14:34:37 UTC  

*Train*

Pun intended?

2019-04-18 14:35:04 UTC  

<:crusade:562804504286986260>

2019-04-18 14:35:09 UTC  

Cease!

2019-04-18 14:35:39 UTC  

Just so you know...

2019-04-18 14:35:58 UTC  

The average length of freight trains in the US is 6600 feet.

2019-04-18 14:36:21 UTC  

1.25 miles.