Message from @[chase dreams]

Discord ID: 568440963413049374


2019-04-18 14:16:10 UTC  

If we were to use the more common 170 thrusts...

2019-04-18 14:16:43 UTC  

Jesus...

2019-04-18 14:16:45 UTC  

52,020 inches

2019-04-18 14:16:49 UTC  

That's .82 miles of dick

2019-04-18 14:17:00 UTC  

Holy shit.

2019-04-18 14:17:08 UTC  

The girl has had a literal trains length

2019-04-18 14:17:14 UTC  

Of dick in her.

2019-04-18 14:17:21 UTC  

<:Vomit:353982059816943616>

2019-04-18 14:18:07 UTC  

And we’re assuming that this is all vaginal.

2019-04-18 14:18:16 UTC  

We’re not even counting blowjobs.

2019-04-18 14:18:38 UTC  

2019-04-18 14:19:09 UTC  

Let’s say that for a BJ the average thrust amount is 100

2019-04-18 14:19:35 UTC  

She never said how many BJs she'd given

2019-04-18 14:19:59 UTC  

I’m just assuming that every guy she fucked also had BJ foreplay.

2019-04-18 14:20:26 UTC  

30600 inches.

2019-04-18 14:20:58 UTC  

2550 feet.

.48 miles.

2019-04-18 14:21:06 UTC  

A damn near half a mile.

2019-04-18 14:21:12 UTC  

In her MOUTH

2019-04-18 14:21:14 UTC  

.82+.48=1.3

2019-04-18 14:21:23 UTC  

1.3 miles of cock.

2019-04-18 14:21:26 UTC  

1.3 miles of dick

2019-04-18 14:21:30 UTC  

Jesus

2019-04-18 14:21:37 UTC  

And there it is.

2019-04-18 14:21:43 UTC  

The name of my next autism song.

2019-04-18 14:21:50 UTC  

1.3 Miles of Dick

2019-04-18 14:22:09 UTC  

And that's just average penis length.

2019-04-18 14:22:11 UTC  

Ugh.

2019-04-18 14:22:24 UTC  

@PreschoolFightClub i'm helping you write those lyrics fam.

2019-04-18 14:22:26 UTC  

This is the staff I ended up picking to run this server

2019-04-18 14:22:39 UTC  

Well could have been worse

2019-04-18 14:22:46 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-04-18 14:22:51 UTC  

Sometimes I think of in the future when we have much better technology that we could have a leaderboard for everything. For example, they could track who sucked the most dick today and they would be #1 on the ladder if people looked

2019-04-18 14:23:17 UTC  

and im sure 1.3 miles of dick would be rookie numbers for some of these thots

2019-04-18 14:23:27 UTC  

@shadowlessnexus Hey. At least I apologized.

2019-04-18 14:23:55 UTC  

@PreschoolFightClub we should use that rap beat for this song.

2019-04-18 14:24:18 UTC  

Yes!

2019-04-18 14:25:54 UTC  

Alexa go to Dick Sucked > All Time > Global

2019-04-18 14:26:43 UTC  

Guinness world record, adult version

2019-04-18 14:27:02 UTC  

The current number one spot is Stacy Chadding.

2019-04-18 14:27:41 UTC  

😂 😂

2019-04-18 14:28:30 UTC  

Jesus.