Message from @[chase dreams]
Discord ID: 568444538830454784
Well could have been worse
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Sometimes I think of in the future when we have much better technology that we could have a leaderboard for everything. For example, they could track who sucked the most dick today and they would be #1 on the ladder if people looked
and im sure 1.3 miles of dick would be rookie numbers for some of these thots
@shadowlessnexus Hey. At least I apologized.
@PreschoolFightClub we should use that rap beat for this song.
Yes!
Alexa go to Dick Sucked > All Time > Global
Guinness world record, adult version
The current number one spot is Stacy Chadding.
😂 😂
Jesus.
Imagine bragging about that.
You could probably land a plane in her vagina at that point.
“37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!”
“In a row?”
the thing is with the way feminism is nowadays there will be girls grinding that leaderboard for most dick sucked
~~I’m so sorry I started this train.~~
*Train*
Pun intended?
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Cease!
The average length of freight trains in the US is 6600 feet.
1.25 miles.
*She’s has more dick in her than the length of a freight train!*
This reminds me of a pink guy song called "she's so nice"
Alright. I’m getting those screenshots now.
I was in class.
Alrighty. They’re posted.
feminism nowadays? Shit, cock carousel leaderboards were a thing in Rome!
This chick just came in asking for my age out of the blue...
I sit down and I'm about to put my headphones on and she just hits me with "hey are you 17 or 18?" Very loudly.
This fucking chick is so weird.
She's chasing the D.
*she's cock starved*
least that's how she sees it
What the actual hell?
Who even does that?
First thing you ask: Hey! How old are you?
She seemed pretty excited about my birthday being soon.
Dumbass high school girls?
I'm scared.