“37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!”

“In a row?”

the thing is with the way feminism is nowadays there will be girls grinding that leaderboard for most dick sucked

~~I’m so sorry I started this train.~~

*Train*

Pun intended?

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Cease!

Just so you know...

The average length of freight trains in the US is 6600 feet.

1.25 miles.

*She’s has more dick in her than the length of a freight train!*

This reminds me of a pink guy song called "she's so nice"

Alright. I’m getting those screenshots now.

I was in class.

Alrighty. They’re posted.

feminism nowadays? Shit, cock carousel leaderboards were a thing in Rome!

This chick just came in asking for my age out of the blue...

I sit down and I'm about to put my headphones on and she just hits me with "hey are you 17 or 18?" Very loudly.

This fucking chick is so weird.

She's chasing the D.

*she's cock starved*

least that's how she sees it

What the actual hell?

Who even does that?

First thing you ask: Hey! How old are you?

She seemed pretty excited about my birthday being soon.

Dumbass high school girls?

I'm scared.

Well she IS a high school girl.

I'm confused how you're even in a spot with this much traffic.

(Yes, I'm aware.)

I don't know either

Btw this was the same chick complaining to me about her ex boyfriend.

She's thirsty.

It's ungentlemanly of you to deny her the D. You're just gonna have to take one for the team.

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I'll show myself out.

Lol

Yeah. No thanks.

Hey man.

Why don't you put some more miles on her huh?

Try and make her mileage longer than a freight train.