But he has 10 million dollars lol

...is it?

you think i could just like. say that. and then ahri shows up

ill just take the ahri forget the money

[*Ahri crawls through your computer screen*]

~~**again**~~

In his mind, he is doing everything right. He has the money, fame and looks. So he doesn’t understand why he can’t get a good woman.. the Mind of someone who isn’t redpilled is sad

"good women"

heh

If I was him I would just get a girlfriend until I get bored with her. It’s risky but even hermit has a girlfriend and it will be hard to resist if hundreds of women are throwing themselves at you

well like i said. he can smash any women he wants. just do it. the outcome is gonna be the same anyway. hell be fucked over anyway. because hes weak.

so why marry some dumb bitch

like ugh

Even Tom lykis married the hard way. Jonny hasn’t suffered enough to learn

I mean married 4 times

It's different for Depp because every woman would want to trap him

afaik tom wasnt the equivalent of a battered women

He has to be even more careful

I'm just a sexy broke 23 year old

...

im just gonna go hide in my server

True. But now he’s trying a Russian woman. After that he will go to Asia, then he will be redpilled lol

Russian women are ruthless af

Yeah, hermit, when your gf gets in her late 20s her maternal instincts will kick in and might try and trap you

*peeks in from my server*

is he done

shes 27

Damn, well it might kick in anytime soon. I heard women get baby rabies as they approach 30

yeah baby rabies are a thing but i dont have unprotected sex and i flush it without fail every time

k the coast looks clear

Smart. You’re never tempted to raw dog? I did that 2 years ago and got a woman pregnant, thankfully I convinced her to have an abortion. Now I got a vasectomy

my nigga

that is not very cash money

you getting lucky af

this is why im just gonna get a doll and stick with that

I know. But it’s like I couldn’t control my mind. Your brain really shuts down during sex

Yeah, my brain shuts down just about every nut session with my waifu

if male instinct wasnt so strong you think humanity would even be here?

your basically just taking care of a parasite without sex

Lol I got a knock off doll.. it felt cold and bleh.. it’s nothing compared to real sex

$500 of eBay

sounds like you got a garbage product my dude

theres a reason the legit dolls cost alot more