To a woman 30 years younger

https://www.unilad.co.uk/celebrity/johnny-depp-reportedly-planning-to-marry-russian-go-go-dancer-30-years-younger-than-him/?source=facebook

But she's different bro this time will totally end well

Russian dancer lol

i dont care. jonny depp is just a retard then

leonardo di caprio does dumb shit all the time and even hes smarter than that

he wants some of that tight puss

hes fucking jonny depp. he can smash whatever groupie he wants

hes just as fucked anyway

~~A hole is a hole, huh Hermit?~~

I think he just wants a family. The American dream

yea and i want an ahri and 10 million dollars and thats not happening either

But he has 10 million dollars lol

...is it?

you think i could just like. say that. and then ahri shows up

ill just take the ahri forget the money

[*Ahri crawls through your computer screen*]

~~**again**~~

In his mind, he is doing everything right. He has the money, fame and looks. So he doesn’t understand why he can’t get a good woman.. the Mind of someone who isn’t redpilled is sad

"good women"

heh

If I was him I would just get a girlfriend until I get bored with her. It’s risky but even hermit has a girlfriend and it will be hard to resist if hundreds of women are throwing themselves at you

well like i said. he can smash any women he wants. just do it. the outcome is gonna be the same anyway. hell be fucked over anyway. because hes weak.

so why marry some dumb bitch

like ugh

Even Tom lykis married the hard way. Jonny hasn’t suffered enough to learn

I mean married 4 times

It's different for Depp because every woman would want to trap him

afaik tom wasnt the equivalent of a battered women

He has to be even more careful

I'm just a sexy broke 23 year old

...

im just gonna go hide in my server

True. But now he’s trying a Russian woman. After that he will go to Asia, then he will be redpilled lol

Russian women are ruthless af

Yeah, hermit, when your gf gets in her late 20s her maternal instincts will kick in and might try and trap you

*peeks in from my server*

is he done

shes 27

Damn, well it might kick in anytime soon. I heard women get baby rabies as they approach 30

yeah baby rabies are a thing but i dont have unprotected sex and i flush it without fail every time

k the coast looks clear

Smart. You’re never tempted to raw dog? I did that 2 years ago and got a woman pregnant, thankfully I convinced her to have an abortion. Now I got a vasectomy