Even Tom lykis married the hard way. Jonny hasn’t suffered enough to learn
I mean married 4 times
It's different for Depp because every woman would want to trap him
afaik tom wasnt the equivalent of a battered women
He has to be even more careful
I'm just a sexy broke 23 year old
...
im just gonna go hide in my server
True. But now he’s trying a Russian woman. After that he will go to Asia, then he will be redpilled lol
Russian women are ruthless af
Yeah, hermit, when your gf gets in her late 20s her maternal instincts will kick in and might try and trap you
*peeks in from my server* is he done
shes 27
Damn, well it might kick in anytime soon. I heard women get baby rabies as they approach 30
yeah baby rabies are a thing but i dont have unprotected sex and i flush it without fail every time
k the coast looks clear
Smart. You’re never tempted to raw dog? I did that 2 years ago and got a woman pregnant, thankfully I convinced her to have an abortion. Now I got a vasectomy
my nigga
that is not very cash money
you getting lucky af
this is why im just gonna get a doll and stick with that
I know. But it’s like I couldn’t control my mind. Your brain really shuts down during sex
Yeah, my brain shuts down just about every nut session with my waifu
if male instinct wasnt so strong you think humanity would even be here?
your basically just taking care of a parasite without sex
Lol I got a knock off doll.. it felt cold and bleh.. it’s nothing compared to real sex
$500 of eBay
sounds like you got a garbage product my dude
theres a reason the legit dolls cost alot more
No it looked real. Just felt like a cold flashlight
Flesh
it was prolly sillicone
Sillicone is more expensive aint it?
I can just imagine a plumber checking out Hermits toilet pipe
depends
Maybe.. eBay bio said tpe
theres like trash sillicone
also some tpe is also trash
Well it was $500 it's trash something
Trash waifu?
When I’m done with school in a few years I will get a real doll. I pray to god it feels real
