Message from @shamelessdab12

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2019-05-01 21:47:40 UTC  

He's extremely lethargic. Count how many times he looks for a place to sit down in the films. If the Avengers brought in a television and a bowl of chili, a battle would not have been necessary.

2019-05-01 21:48:46 UTC  

Even when he gets hit, the looks on his face aren't anger. They're annoyance. He looks like he'd rather be doing something else.

2019-05-01 21:49:03 UTC  

Thanos loves sitting. I bet he relishes it, hence the floating chair.

2019-05-01 21:49:26 UTC  

Playing Fortnite

2019-05-01 21:49:47 UTC  

I can just imagine him groaning in a pair of sweat pants, because he's being asked to "stretch those hammies!" ๐Ÿ˜„

2019-05-01 21:50:17 UTC  

Come one now. We all know Thanos's real weakness.... THE 2 FOR 10 DEAL AT POPEYES CHICKEN! GET 2 PRICES OF CHICKEN FOR THE PRICE OF 1! DONT MISS OUT ON THIS FINGER LICKING DEAL!

2019-05-01 21:50:31 UTC  

I would totally buy that.

2019-05-01 21:51:02 UTC  

Not the deal though, 2 pieces for $10 is highway robbery.

2019-05-01 21:51:03 UTC  

I can safely say that Thanos is a popeyes afficianado

2019-05-01 21:51:07 UTC  

I winder if thanos would snap twice just for all the wierd memes we made about him

2019-05-01 21:51:37 UTC  

And that is how you know that Thanos is not all bad.

2019-05-01 21:52:11 UTC  

So a bucket of chicken and a television with football, and the Avengers would have won without a battle.

2019-05-01 21:52:58 UTC  

They would have had to beat him in Smash for the infinity stones

2019-05-01 21:53:00 UTC  

Nah, he's not really that bad at all. Much better in the MCU than the comics. He pedastalized Death in the comics.

2019-05-01 21:53:13 UTC  

He's actually a KFC guy. See <#517757020883910676>

2019-05-01 21:53:27 UTC  

No one:

2019-05-01 21:53:56 UTC  

Youtube reccomended: thanos tells you his plans but hes on a lunch break eating kfc (asmr)

2019-05-01 21:54:07 UTC  

Lmao

2019-05-01 21:54:13 UTC  

Legit laughing

2019-05-01 21:55:22 UTC  

Same

2019-05-01 22:14:41 UTC  

Hey u guys starting tomorrow ima start putting a new song from my mixtape anime (shounen) up on my YouTube channel

2019-05-01 22:14:53 UTC  

Make sure u are subscribed

2019-05-01 22:15:39 UTC  

Here's my channel so u stay updated

2019-05-01 22:15:59 UTC  

One new song each day for 7 days

2019-05-01 22:16:01 UTC  

Looks like Brawny paper towels, made by Georgia-Pacific is campaigning for women and woke points. I won't be buying their shit anymore.

2019-05-01 22:18:27 UTC  

"Strength has no gender."

2019-05-01 22:19:00 UTC  

You'd think these companies would learn after Gillette put out that commercial, and their stocks took a nosedive.

2019-05-01 22:24:19 UTC  

What a shameless dab

2019-05-01 22:33:26 UTC  

Hello

2019-05-01 22:35:28 UTC  

What happen to that guy Whats Gay Anymore

2019-05-01 22:53:31 UTC  

so daddy danks discord got removed

2019-05-01 22:53:41 UTC  

Maybe, you'll have wait for him to show up.

2019-05-01 22:53:59 UTC  

I'm gong to sleep. I've been tired since last Thursday.

2019-05-01 22:59:18 UTC  

!summon

2019-05-01 22:59:18 UTC  

๐Ÿ‘ **Joined** `general vc๐Ÿ”Š` :page_facing_up: **And bound to** `general-text๐Ÿ—ฟ`

2019-05-01 23:00:09 UTC  

@Longshanks <#537153770597908491>

2019-05-01 23:00:17 UTC  

Come on, bro.

2019-05-01 23:00:57 UTC  

yeah wrong channel

2019-05-01 23:01:05 UTC  

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2019-05-01 23:01:28 UTC  

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