Id thanos the creatures that swim up your penis hole

I'd teleport the commies to another world where they can experiment all they want with communism.

Id thanos the emus

I'd triplicate the emus.

NOT THE EMUS

~~not salty over the war or anything~~

@Xychotic so you'd kill them?

I'd thanos everyone that preaches gun control

I'd just reality stone everyone to have a gun.

(the commies I mean, not the emus)

Id thanos the southern poverty law center

@Xychotic Depends on your definition of good.....

Id reverse thanos tfm so now theyre are two of him making videos

Use the almighty emus to defeat Thanos, they already beat Australia<:lolz:480186121897377792>

what if they met

Wasn't even a tough fight.

Richard Simmons would be Thanos's worst enemy.

@TheGrimLordG&R why's that?

He's extremely lethargic. Count how many times he looks for a place to sit down in the films. If the Avengers brought in a television and a bowl of chili, a battle would not have been necessary.

Even when he gets hit, the looks on his face aren't anger. They're annoyance. He looks like he'd rather be doing something else.

Thanos loves sitting. I bet he relishes it, hence the floating chair.

Playing Fortnite

I can just imagine him groaning in a pair of sweat pants, because he's being asked to "stretch those hammies!" 😄

Come one now. We all know Thanos's real weakness.... THE 2 FOR 10 DEAL AT POPEYES CHICKEN! GET 2 PRICES OF CHICKEN FOR THE PRICE OF 1! DONT MISS OUT ON THIS FINGER LICKING DEAL!

I would totally buy that.

Not the deal though, 2 pieces for $10 is highway robbery.

I can safely say that Thanos is a popeyes afficianado

I winder if thanos would snap twice just for all the wierd memes we made about him

And that is how you know that Thanos is not all bad.

So a bucket of chicken and a television with football, and the Avengers would have won without a battle.

They would have had to beat him in Smash for the infinity stones

Nah, he's not really that bad at all. Much better in the MCU than the comics. He pedastalized Death in the comics.

He's actually a KFC guy. See <#517757020883910676>

No one:

Youtube reccomended: thanos tells you his plans but hes on a lunch break eating kfc (asmr)

Lmao

Legit laughing

Same

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