Carburetors are the kinkiest part on a car. They have to be choked first before they are turned on.

What do you call a secretive wasp who works for the soviet military police? A cagey KGB bee

What's the difference between a basketball and a football? One is orange

What is something yellow and you shouldn't drink? A school bus

When your computer gets the chromavirus

What's Black and white all over? A baby in a buket of black paint

What if the baby's black

a baby in a bucket of white paint

The origami finals are airing soon. You can watch it on paper view.

What kind of couch doesn't like to commit?

A pull-out couch...

❤️ dad jokes

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I live for all the stupid jokes in this channel

What's yellow and something you shouldn't drink? A school bus

Bruh

I guess yall have kids since you make these jokes

I wanted to mkae a joke but it only works when you are speaking it

whats white and black, but read all over? A newspaper

but when speaking it it makes it sound like read is red

Bruh

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I guess they all have kids lol

No kids, but I'm an adult kid...

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

A programmer's wife asks him to go shopping.
"Go to the store and buy 2 loaves of bread; if they have eggs, buy 12."
The programmer gets to the store and asks, "Do you have any eggs?"
"We do."
"Then give me 12 loaves of bread."

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If the period after bread was a semicolon, the joke would make even more sense <:KEK:726877368601411624>

> No kids, but I'm an adult kid...
@Calliope
Good to be honest i guess...

No offence

@AnonRed Just realized that even in my _jokes_ about programming I still forget that fucking semicolon

Art imitates life I suppose