When your computer gets the chromavirus
What's Black and white all over? A baby in a buket of black paint
What if the baby's black
a baby in a bucket of white paint
The origami finals are airing soon. You can watch it on paper view.
What kind of couch doesn't like to commit?
A pull-out couch...
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I live for all the stupid jokes in this channel
What's yellow and something you shouldn't drink? A school bus
Bruh
I guess yall have kids since you make these jokes
I wanted to mkae a joke but it only works when you are speaking it
whats white and black, but read all over? A newspaper
but when speaking it it makes it sound like read is red
I guess they all have kids lol
No kids, but I'm an adult kid...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
A programmer's wife asks him to go shopping. "Go to the store and buy 2 loaves of bread; if they have eggs, buy 12." The programmer gets to the store and asks, "Do you have any eggs?" "We do." "Then give me 12 loaves of bread."
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If the period after bread was a semicolon, the joke would make even more sense <:KEK:726877368601411624>
> No kids, but I'm an adult kid... @Calliope Good to be honest i guess...
No offence
@AnonRed Just realized that even in my _jokes_ about programming I still forget that fucking semicolon
Art imitates life I suppose
Whatโs gray and wil kill you instantly when it hits you? ||A fighter jet||
A grey coated car? @JJ04
depends
A grey coated train ?
Multiple meanings
