You hear the one about the man who invented the vacuum cleaner? Everyone told him his invention sucked.

Speaking of vacuums, I sold mine recently. It was just gathering dust.

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder

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@LiterallyRonPaul ........

My kids asked me if I had a favorite child,i told them that I hated each of them equally.

Cps

If you're lagging bad in the goolag, does it become the god lag?

I heard there was a nasty fight at the seafood place; battered fish were *everywhere*.

Carburetors are the kinkiest part on a car. They have to be choked first before they are turned on.

What do you call a secretive wasp who works for the soviet military police? A cagey KGB bee

What's the difference between a basketball and a football? One is orange

What is something yellow and you shouldn't drink? A school bus

When your computer gets the chromavirus

What's Black and white all over? A baby in a buket of black paint

What if the baby's black

a baby in a bucket of white paint

The origami finals are airing soon. You can watch it on paper view.

What kind of couch doesn't like to commit?

A pull-out couch...

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I live for all the stupid jokes in this channel

What's yellow and something you shouldn't drink? A school bus