What's yellow and something you shouldn't drink? A school bus
Bruh
I guess yall have kids since you make these jokes
I wanted to mkae a joke but it only works when you are speaking it
whats white and black, but read all over? A newspaper
but when speaking it it makes it sound like read is red
🤦♂️
I guess they all have kids lol
No kids, but I'm an adult kid...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
A programmer's wife asks him to go shopping. "Go to the store and buy 2 loaves of bread; if they have eggs, buy 12." The programmer gets to the store and asks, "Do you have any eggs?" "We do." "Then give me 12 loaves of bread."
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If the period after bread was a semicolon, the joke would make even more sense <:KEK:726877368601411624>
> No kids, but I'm an adult kid... @Calliope Good to be honest i guess...
No offence
@AnonRed Just realized that even in my _jokes_ about programming I still forget that fucking semicolon
Art imitates life I suppose
What’s gray and wil kill you instantly when it hits you? ||A fighter jet||
A grey coated car? @JJ04
depends
A grey coated train ?
Multiple meanings
I guess lol
What’s green tho and hits and you dead?
Pool table
You have kids dont you?
Nope
Do you have an SO?
If its a woman it means shes pregnant
Why did @Tsar Vladimir Putin get kicked out of the Apple store for farting?
...because they didn't have any Windows.
This is bullying
Bullying is gay
No offence to gays
But its gay
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