Message from @Dr Badass PhD
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Cold war Russia
Thatβs just...
Bat-crazy
What is God's least favorite sea?
||heresea||
Bada ding
I donβt get it...
Heresy. That's the joke.
Which bible character(s) were the first bakers? ||Paul and Silas because the both went to philippi||
||sounds like fill a pie||
Bruh
Not bad
Who was the best financier in the bible? ||Pharaoh's daughter, she went down to the bank of the Nile and came back with a little profit||
Lmfao
Ok last one, my Dad taught this one to me
Who was the stretchiest man in the bible? ||Abraham, he tied his ass to a tree then walked 40 miles||
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I ordered five guys for delivery but they only sent one
Bruh
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what do you call a deer with no eyes?
||no eye deer||
Oh, I get it
Lol
Although this joke's a little long, I was told by the moderation staff that it could be suited for the dad-jokes channel. It's the 5th highest ranked post in the feghoot subreddit, so I guess I accomplished something? https://www.reddit.com/r/feghoot/comments/8h8acj/jerrys_amazing_sculpture/ I just noticed that this story contains a bit of a continuity error: ||Maury has a son named Montel, goes to jail for ten years, and when he gets out of jail Montel still hasn't lost any teeth? This could be fixed by reducing the ten years to one, maybe, but this Reddit post is too old to edit now.|| Hopefully that doesn't distract too much from the terrible punch line. π
What did the kamikaze pilot instructor say to his class?
"Pay attention, I'm only going to do this once"
mhm
@[TDE] Smokie I don't know why, but I laughed so hard at the William Shakepeare one lol
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