Fun fact, the guy who invented Velcro actually got his inspiration from sticky burrs!
Makes sense
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my friend asked me; if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be? I said;
Cold war Russia
That’s just...
Bat-crazy
What is God's least favorite sea? ||heresea||
Bada ding
I don’t get it...
Heresy. That's the joke.
Which bible character(s) were the first bakers? ||Paul and Silas because the both went to philippi||
||sounds like fill a pie||
Bruh
Not bad
Who was the best financier in the bible? ||Pharaoh's daughter, she went down to the bank of the Nile and came back with a little profit||
Lmfao
Ok last one, my Dad taught this one to me
Who was the stretchiest man in the bible? ||Abraham, he tied his ass to a tree then walked 40 miles||
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ordered five guys for delivery but they only sent one
BOOOOOO!
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what do you call a deer with no eyes?
||no eye deer||
Oh, I get it
