Bruh

Not bad

Who was the best financier in the bible? ||Pharaoh's daughter, she went down to the bank of the Nile and came back with a little profit||

Lmfao

Ok last one, my Dad taught this one to me

Who was the stretchiest man in the bible? ||Abraham, he tied his ass to a tree then walked 40 miles||

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I ordered five guys for delivery but they only sent one

Bruh

BOOOOOO!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes?

||no eye deer||

Oh, I get it

Lol

Although this joke's a little long, I was told by the moderation staff that it could be suited for the dad-jokes channel. It's the 5th highest ranked post in the feghoot subreddit, so I guess I accomplished something? https://www.reddit.com/r/feghoot/comments/8h8acj/jerrys_amazing_sculpture/ I just noticed that this story contains a bit of a continuity error: ||Maury has a son named Montel, goes to jail for ten years, and when he gets out of jail Montel still hasn't lost any teeth? This could be fixed by reducing the ten years to one, maybe, but this Reddit post is too old to edit now.|| Hopefully that doesn't distract too much from the terrible punch line. 🙂

What did the kamikaze pilot instructor say to his class?
"Pay attention, I'm only going to do this once"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/540380814299365376/743443435763269652/20200813_105902.jpg

mhm

@[TDE] Smokie I don't know why, but I laughed so hard at the William Shakepeare one lol

😁

Dad jokes are my favorite

Idk why...

They're just so dumb that they're funny

Less dumb, more clever yet corny

Makes you cringe but you can’t help but laugh

Couldn't have said it any better than Smokie or Spidey

Dad jokes are funny because mom jokes are lame

Mom jokes belong in the kitchen

Dad jokes go here, Mom jokes get put up on the refrigerator

Way to finish it Spidey lol