Although this joke's a little long, I was told by the moderation staff that it could be suited for the dad-jokes channel. It's the 5th highest ranked post in the feghoot subreddit, so I guess I accomplished something? https://www.reddit.com/r/feghoot/comments/8h8acj/jerrys_amazing_sculpture/ I just noticed that this story contains a bit of a continuity error: ||Maury has a son named Montel, goes to jail for ten years, and when he gets out of jail Montel still hasn't lost any teeth? This could be fixed by reducing the ten years to one, maybe, but this Reddit post is too old to edit now.|| Hopefully that doesn't distract too much from the terrible punch line. π
