half a dad? did they go to family court or something?

Nah bruh, They sawed the dad in half

This was in <#707963490526298112> but it belongs here

does anyone else think its weird that the japanese are so interested in our "upcoming erection" in november?

Bruh, that’s classified information!

🤦‍♂️

my local mail carrier agrees that the democrats are up to something

This summer, I ate lots of watermelons.

You could say I commited

*A melony*

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Here are some top less chicks in short skirts

They're cute

But are they Cuties?

Too soon?

Oof

No. Stop it.

Me: Dad, I’m digging a hole in the backyard, It’s so cool!

||Dad: I saw it, I dig it.||

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Ever heard of the movie: Constipation?


It never came out.