Message from @DarkbeatK
Discord ID: 767819215435726869
Lol
When it comes to trees, Don’t be afraid.
||They’re all bark and no bite||
thats a good one
An old wife and husband go to the doctors one day. They had been suffering from memory problems. Their doctor suggests to them, "you should begin writing down things you need to remember to help out."
The couple agrees with the doctor. Later, they go back home. They are sitting in front of the tv later that night when the wife asks, "can you get me some ice cream?"
The husband says, "Ok", and goes into the kitchen. The wife calls out asking, "hey, aren't you going to write that down?" The husband scoffs and says, "ahh, I'll remember!"
"Ok, I'd like some chocolate syrup, too."
"Fine."
"And sprinkles."
"Ok."
"Maybe a raspberry, too."
"Okay!"
So, the husband goes into the kitchen and spends a bit of time in there. After a while, the wife get's a bit impatient and begins wondering where he is. Finally, he comes out of the kitchen after a while and hands her a sunny-side up. The wife takes a look at it, looks back at her husband, and asks, "where's my toast?"
If two vegetarians are arguing together can you still call it a beef?
> If two vegetarians are arguing together can you still call it a beef?
@Superkana2006
🎶 Everybody was to-fu fighting! 🎶
Why did the road crack up?
Because your car’s a joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the other side of the road
The painting was convicted for murder despite the fact it was framed.
It was sentenced to death by hanging.
why did the painting hang itself?
it didn't
just like Epstein
ffs
Did you hear about the midget psychic that murdered her husband? Cops can't find her so they put out an APB for a small medium at large!
> why did the painting hang itself?
@Anti Simp Officer it had evidence that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
Sorry for the bad cropping, I'm not dealing with that right now, just had to post this cause it's related to the topic
@Chief Kirby https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/728498363347107891/767779215852437554
I loved the joke being raised in Germany!
No
no
They go on top
of the donuts
No, onion rings aren't donuts
They are the best onion bagels
^Yes, they are bagels, not donuts, donuts are meant to be sweet
bacon wrapped onion rings