Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted to get to the other side of the road

The painting was convicted for murder despite the fact it was framed.
It was sentenced to death by hanging.

why did the painting hang itself?

it didn't

just like Epstein

ffs

Did you hear about the midget psychic that murdered her husband? Cops can't find her so they put out an APB for a small medium at large!

> why did the painting hang itself?
@Anti Simp Officer it had evidence that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

Sorry for the bad cropping, I'm not dealing with that right now, just had to post this cause it's related to the topic

@Chief Kirby https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/728498363347107891/767779215852437554

I loved the joke being raised in Germany!

No

no

They go on top

of the donuts

No, onion rings aren't donuts

They are the best onion bagels

^Yes, they are bagels, not donuts, donuts are meant to be sweet

bacon wrapped onion rings

bacon filled fried cheese stick "Heart Stents"

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Cuz if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Ah shit man like I dunno even know

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?


A Labracabradore

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One was a salted.

I play games with a guy with the username "Edgemando" so I made him this:

An American, a Brazilian and a Saudi meet in a bar. The American says that he has 5 sons, one more and he has a full basketball team. The Brazilian counters that he has 10 sons and almost has a full soccer team as family. The Saudi, not wanting to fall behind in family sports, says that he has 17 wives. “One more and I have a full golf course!” — sorry, I’ll see myself out. 🙂

What happens when two sociopaths walk into a bar?
They get hit

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Year 2020:
1 out of the 1000 crew members died in containment accident, Captain Orange sus
Cyans and Blacks were in room, one Black died, Cyan sus
Blue and Black are comrades, but Blue stuck Black onto White because Cyan
Hunter vented, dad sus
Orange wants to let Pink into admin, Blue accusing Pink
Fire broke out in Portside wing, killing several crew members
Green sitting on weapons, nobody cares
Blue accusing Yellow of being sus for skipping vote
Red following Orange because Red is wearing red and doesn't want to die