@Putt Putt that was a funny scene lol

Decided it would fit here too...

@Table Thats what she said

@Putt Putt yo I’m hunting for a white tailed deer atm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424320252868821004/766744993187495956/image0.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/dh1sclV.jpg

Why do you spell dark with a K and not a C ?

Because you can’t C in the dark.

Yes, keep them closer to their natural food source, humans

Lol

When it comes to trees, Don’t be afraid.

||They’re all bark and no bite||

thats a good one

An old wife and husband go to the doctors one day. They had been suffering from memory problems. Their doctor suggests to them, "you should begin writing down things you need to remember to help out."

The couple agrees with the doctor. Later, they go back home. They are sitting in front of the tv later that night when the wife asks, "can you get me some ice cream?"

The husband says, "Ok", and goes into the kitchen. The wife calls out asking, "hey, aren't you going to write that down?" The husband scoffs and says, "ahh, I'll remember!"

"Ok, I'd like some chocolate syrup, too."

"Fine."

"And sprinkles."

"Ok."

"Maybe a raspberry, too."

"Okay!"

So, the husband goes into the kitchen and spends a bit of time in there. After a while, the wife get's a bit impatient and begins wondering where he is. Finally, he comes out of the kitchen after a while and hands her a sunny-side up. The wife takes a look at it, looks back at her husband, and asks, "where's my toast?"

If two vegetarians are arguing together can you still call it a beef?

> If two vegetarians are arguing together can you still call it a beef?
@Superkana2006
🎶 Everybody was to-fu fighting! 🎶

Why did the road crack up?

Because your car’s a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted to get to the other side of the road

The painting was convicted for murder despite the fact it was framed.
It was sentenced to death by hanging.

why did the painting hang itself?

it didn't

just like Epstein

ffs

Did you hear about the midget psychic that murdered her husband? Cops can't find her so they put out an APB for a small medium at large!

> why did the painting hang itself?
@Anti Simp Officer it had evidence that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

Sorry for the bad cropping, I'm not dealing with that right now, just had to post this cause it's related to the topic