Message from @Donald Trump
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People with Tourette’s. What makes them tick ?
Theres a country called Togo. Theres no dine in restaurants you have to get everything to go.
Hahaha
Don't get the after supper one
After supper, Motherf*cker. I guess
Ah ok
Lmao. @[TDE] Smokie#0420 king of dad jokes!
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@Putt Putt that was a funny scene lol
Why do you spell dark with a K and not a C ?
Because you can’t C in the dark.
Yes, keep them closer to their natural food source, humans
Lol
When it comes to trees, Don’t be afraid.
||They’re all bark and no bite||
thats a good one
An old wife and husband go to the doctors one day. They had been suffering from memory problems. Their doctor suggests to them, "you should begin writing down things you need to remember to help out."
The couple agrees with the doctor. Later, they go back home. They are sitting in front of the tv later that night when the wife asks, "can you get me some ice cream?"
The husband says, "Ok", and goes into the kitchen. The wife calls out asking, "hey, aren't you going to write that down?" The husband scoffs and says, "ahh, I'll remember!"
"Ok, I'd like some chocolate syrup, too."
"Fine."
"And sprinkles."
"Ok."
"Maybe a raspberry, too."
"Okay!"
So, the husband goes into the kitchen and spends a bit of time in there. After a while, the wife get's a bit impatient and begins wondering where he is. Finally, he comes out of the kitchen after a while and hands her a sunny-side up. The wife takes a look at it, looks back at her husband, and asks, "where's my toast?"