Message from @Lordwife
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What's the difference between a bum driving a bicycle and a guy in a tux driving a bicycle?
''Attire''
I won an argument against a guy in a wheelchair. He didn't have a leg to stand on.
He probably didnโt have a backbone and caved under the pressure
Hmmm me thinks someone was feeling more than a little salty
Whatโs something yellow that you canโt drink?
||A school bus||
Whatโs something green and has wheels?
||Grass, I lied about the wheels.||
Whatโs brown and sticky
A stick
> What's the difference between a bum driving a bicycle and a guy in a tux driving a bicycle?
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> ''Attire''
@BrightPopz
You've got the joke wrong. One or the other is supposed to be riding a unicycle. Thus, the "attire" punchline has a double meaning.
> @BrightPopz
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> You've got the joke wrong. One or the other is supposed to be riding a unicycle. Thus, the "attire" punchline has a double meaning.
@paladin1379
Its whats the difference between a bum on a tricycle and man in a tux/suit on a bicycle?
A tire.
Lol
haha
Chuck Norris once entered a marathon.
||After he won, he was disqualified because it was a bike race.||
If you throw a toilet plunger at someone's face it will not stick. All it gets you are assault charges and a restraining order. Warner Brothers LIED!
Sounds like every Thanksgiving I've ever had.
(Apply these to the Cheese meme above)
Sorry if you think this is cheesy
I think it is Gouda
He is going to slice him up. (Like how you slice cheese)
If he was fighting a woman he might use that cheese and cracker skull with it
Looks like that weapon choice was Kraft-y
If that other guy was trying to disarm him he should have brought something a little grater
@EchoFiveJuliet would that be considered dead pan?
I was so confused at first... <:ZedBiden:769281795228958740>