Message from @Putt Putt
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Did you all hear that the police caught the Energizer bunny, they charged him with battery
wow
that was painful
no it was electrifying
And shocking
Sounds like current events to me
Oh gosh
This is pain
Lol
Can't help it if I'm wired for making puns.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
Your mom
Booo
Coke sniffer
How dare you!
A lip reader
What do you call birds who all stick together? Vel-crows.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and rhino?
|| Eleph-i-no ||
Dad always used to say: ‘the best bit about the fight was the make-up sex.
Great dad, terrible boxer
Turkey continues search for survivors after earthquake.
I thought they used dogs
They say chameleon’s blend in well, but this smoothie tastes terrible
how are politics like puzzle games?
they both start cheating when you're winning
Knock knock
"who's there? “
“dishes"
"dishes who? “
“dishes the ghost of Sean connery"
You murder one pizza delivery man, then you have to murder another pizza delivery man - that's the domino effect
Do people laugh loudly In Hawaii? Or do they give a-lo-ha
Did you know that you can hear your blood move through your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
I remember my first tour of Afghanistan... Every day the enemy would fire gallons of mayonnaise at us.
Yup, life was tough in the hellmans provence.
Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues.
I'd call it a witch hunt, but he identifies as a wizard
As a newly qualified vet, I’m now permitted to treat animals.
Tonight, I took a herd of cows out for drinks.
A bit forced ^ lol
Ive never seen a truer statement
Do people even crop images anymore? Lol
Why don't crabs give to charity? ||Because they're shellfish.||