Message from @NiceMarmot14
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"The dad flows strong in this one"
What do you call a woman with one leg? ||Eileen||
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? ||Irene||
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? ||Bob||
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door? ||Matt||
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall? ||Art||
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? ||Russell||
what do you call a cow with two legs? ||lean beef||
what do you call a cow with no legs? ||ground beef||
what do you call a cow with one leg? ||steak||
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? ||a brazilian||
Coke = a girl, Guy = Biden
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What do you call a pig with no legs? ||ground hog||
What do you call a dog with no legs? ||Nothing, he won't come anyway||
What do you call a cow with no legs? ||Ground beef||
What do you call a man with an irate cat on his head? Claude
I honestly don't know how devout Muslims can follow all the rules of the Qur'an. The one in our corner shop can't even follow the rule of 'Multi-pack: not to be sold separately.'
Did you guys hear about the marriage of two antennas? The wedding was terrible but the reception was great.
```I might make my future daughter Nokia... It means indestructible```
I used to be in a band called “the hinges”. We wasn’t any good but we did support the doors.
I was feeling miserable at work, I had to clean up the work surfaces with bleach when I spilt some on my Arab co-worker... I coulnt help but laugh.
It really lightened Mahmood.
Sounds like they were 'screwed' from the possible 'framing'. I'm surprised they didn't become 'Unhinged'. I'm glad they got a handle on it, and learned to swing freely. It would have been a Door-Stopper otherwise.
Sounds like it was an open and close joint operation.
My brother made up this ingenious one: What do you call a cow with no legs? || floating beef||
I don't get the fraction picture.
Doctor Suess.
One fifth, two fifth. Red fifth, blue fifth.
What do you call a judge with no thumbs ?
Justice fingers
Lol
How do you know your flight is leaving in exactly 6 hours?
||your dad just got to the airport||
@Lord Industry think Dr Seuss
I know this might make me sound big headed, but I can't get my fucking jumper off
I've accidentally swallowed invisible ink. ||I've called the doctor but he can't see me||
I've just lost my job as an ice cream tester. ||I couldn't do sundaes...||
The inventor of the crossword puzzle lives near me. ||He's three streets across and two down.||
I really, really hate those bleach blocks that people put in toilets. ||Sorry - I just had to get that out of my cistern.||
I remember going to see Dr. Hook in the 70s. ||Worst prostate exam ever||
There's a new TV show on tonight about origami. ||It's paper view||
My mate Dave reckon's he can tighten a tire lug nut just by sitting on it. ||Personally I think he torque's through his arse.||
It is my sad duty to report the death of my grandad, who was run over by a boat whilst swimming in a canal in Venice. ||Thank you to those of you who have already sent your gondolences.||
Why is the North Korean dictator so evil? ||Because he has no Seoul.||
I used to be in a band called "Waxed Paper Circle". ||We covered The Jam.||